charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

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shitshilarious:

eatsleepsmellyrepeat:

"why do you need the cd you already have the mp3"

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"why do you need the vinyl you already have the cd"

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"why do you need-"image

"why you only call me when ur high"

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(Source: eatsleepsluttyrepeat, via kater-potater)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

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mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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Some

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BODY

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

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loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

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welcome-to-my-chemical-fall-out:

frickgerard:

studies show that gerard way’s smile is 100% lethal and u should stay away

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presidents-stripper:

You know you’re at a Fall Out Boy concert when everyone’s singing different lyrics to the same song

(Source: cutie-patootie-pants, via spacegirl347)