flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

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taco-bell-rey:

when people who can’t sing never stop singing

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carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

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whatbethsays:

The only realistic representation of how women wake up

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