narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic, via felix-rain)

breebird33:

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

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Ughhhhhhh

Hello lovely followers!!! I am going to be leaving for basic training soon, and I still want to be active on my tumblr!! So if there is anyone out there who thinks they can handle my impossibly shitty blog, just message me or something. Idk

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(via embersandauroras)

pinkhairandbubblegum:

surprises:

how to get over a crush

  • imagine them in a fedora
  • ur welcome

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IT DIDN’T WORK

(via swanproblems)